BY BETH ALLEN
A ROCKIN’ VANNER is someone who:
#1 - has a van
#2 - LOVES vans
#3 - have “rocked” their van at least once (or are working towards doin’ so — hey we won’t hold it against you if you’re at least trying!!)
#4 - is into ROCK-N-ROLL!!!
I made some ROCKIN’ VANNERS stickers. Right now I have WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VAN STAYS IN THE VAN (thanks to Heather Smith for that idea!) and MY VAN CAN BEAT UP YOUR MINIVAN stickers too.
I was in an ANTI-minivan mood and thought of a whole slew of more... heh heh. Got any more ideas? Send ‘em my way! beth@rockinvan.com
- MINIVANS SUCK!
- YOU CAN’T PARTY IN A MINIVAN
- MINIVANS ARE PARTY POOPERS
- MINI + VAN = UGLY PIECE OF CRAP
- FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE MINIVANS
- DESTROY ALL MINIVANS!
- MINIVANS MUST DIE
- HONK IF YOU HATE MINIVANS TOO
- CLEAN UP THE ROADS - ANNIHILATE MINIVANS
- MINIVANS MAKE ME PUKE
- I’D RATHER WALK THAN DRIVE A MINIVAN
- MINIVAN MASSACRE! KILL ‘EM ALL!
- THERE’S NOTHING WORSE THAN A MINIVAN
- ONE MINIVAN CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY
- JUST SAY NO TO MINIVANS
Want some stickers for your set of wheels?
Just send a self-addressed-stamped-envelope to:
Beth Allen
1538 Fulton Street Apt. B
San Francisco, CA 94117
I’ll send you some of whatever I’ve got... keep on rockin’!
