THE LOUDMOUTHS

SAKI TO ME
Hey, baby-baby-baby / Saki to me, saki to me / Hey, baby-baby-baby / Saki to me, saki to me / You wanna go to Tokyo / Wrestle with the sumo / But I can't stand to be alone / So, I'm gonna be your kamikaze / I'm going down, don't bring me down / I'm going down, don't bring me down / It's what I wanna do / Sit on top of you / It's what I wanna do / Put a hole in you

NO GUTS
No guts, no guts / No guts, no glory / No guts, no guts / No guts, that's your story / Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! / Don't try, Don't try to fake it / Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! / So hard, so hard to take it / No guts, no guts / No guts, no glory / No guts, no guts / No guts, that's your story / Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! / Don't try, don't try to fake it / Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! / No one thinks your gonna make it ...yeah!

ROUGH HOUSE
Rough house baby/ Rough house baby / Rough house baby / Rough house baby is what you want / It's what you pay me for / To treat you like a whore, all night / Laugh until you cry / Wonder what you want tonight / My fist it fits so tight, tight, tight / Rough house baby / Rough house baby / Rough house baby / Rough house baby is what you want / It's what you pay me for / To be the most hardcore, alright / Laugh until you cry / Wonder what you want tonight / My fist it fits so tight, tight, tight

ROCKIN' AT THE ROLLERDERBY
Call me a hussy, think I'm real tuff see / I don't give damn, that's just how I am / Rockin' at the rollerderby x4 / I've got her agianst the rail / I'm so hot on her tail / I don't play by no one's rules / 'Cause baby I don't lose / I'm skatin' hard / I'm skatin' mean / 'Cause I'm your derby queen / I'm comin' at your back / I'm truckin' like a mack / I'll put you on the rack / I am the leader of the / Rockin' at the rollerderby x4 / Derby Queen goin' round and round / Lick my wheels goin' down / Derby Queen goin' round and round / Lick my wheels goin' down

REV IT UP AND GO
Rev, rev, rev, rev, rev it up and go-go / Rev, rev, rev, rev, rev it up and go x2 / Tire squeals, from my hot wheels / Rev, rev, rev, rev, rev it up and go-go / Rev, rev, rev, rev, rev it up and go / Gonna make you gasp / Gonna make you choke / Gonna leave your sorry ass / In a cloud of smoke / I got one thing on my mind / Gonna leave you far behind / 'Cause I'm a pyro-----maniac! / My hot wheels / Are gonna blow you away / Torch up your matchbox any day / My Hot Wheels / Are gonna blow you away / Torch up your matchbox any day

HANDS UP!
Hands Up! Hands Up! Hands Up! / Mood ring, mood swing / It's a mood thing / Rollercoaster ride! / Mood ring, mood swing / It's a mood thing / I'm goin' through a fuckin' corkscrew / I'm gonna puke... ughgagbarfpukeugh / Mood ring, mood swing, / It's a mood thing / Rollercoaster ride! / Mood ring, mood swing / I can't get off / This fuckin' rollercoaster ride / It'll never end, / This fuckin' rollercoaster ride

PAY THE PRICE
You're making me mad / You're making me mad / So tell me now / What am I suppose to do / You treat me so mean and cruel / And I know that everything has a price / But baby, you cost / Baby, you cost / I spit my two front teeth out / Just trying to cuss you out

WASH-N-DRY
(there's a cat in the dryer)
Walked into the Wash'n'Dry / There you were lookin' kinda sly / In one hand you held a cat / I said "Whatcha gonna do with that?" / There's a cat in the dryer / And it wasn't even wet / There's a cat in the dryer / And I'll Never Forget / There's a cat in the dryer / Your stupid grin / There's a cat in the dryer / As you threw the thing in! / We had a laundry date / I showed up just a little bit late / Didn't know I was gonna find / That you had lost your mind / Thought I heard a purr / Then I smelled burning fur / The cat made an inhuman sound / As it a tumbled and it rumbled / and it rumbled around

TURA
Come on everybody, hey let's go / Take you on down, to the teaser show / Everybody just rat-rattlin' around / But you can take your chances / Cos' she's a wild one / She don't beat clocks / She'll take you head on / When she starts to claw / With her switchblade charm / Faster, faster, Tura Satana / Faster, faster, Tura Satana

QUICK MECHANIC
Oh no, my car won't go / It's not a pretty picture / Hard road, hard road / Oh no, I'm such a dope / I can't get started / I'm so slow, so slow / All I wanted was a quick mechanic / All I wanted was a muscle addict / All I wanted was a quick mechanic / Hey! / Okay, let's go

PORNSTAR
I-I-I know, I-I-I know, I-I-I know / I ain't nuthin' but a pornstar / But I can show you / Some tricks of the trade / Come on, Ronnie / Don't you wanna get laid? / Lights, camera, action / I've got it made / The fluf boy is comin' To my aid / I gotta fuck all day / Just to get paid

TOLD YOU SO
Told you so, I told you so, I told you so x3 / Try to run away but there's nowhere to go / Told you so, I told you so, I told you so x2 / Talkin' to myself or am I listening? / I just don't know / Gotta a little voice inside of my head / And when I don't listen / It repeats what it said / When she don't listen / It repeats what she said / When I don't listen / It repeats what it said / Yeah! / Fuckin' voice it won't go away NO! / Fuckin' voice it's here to stay YEAH!

DON'T WANNA GO
(to Vegas with you)
I don't wanna go / I don't wanna go / I don't wanna go to Vegas with you / Just 'cos your drunk / And stupid tonight / And I'm so pretty, and my tits are tight / Doesn't mean I wanna marry you / I just wanna have something to do / 'Cos I won't cook and I won't clean / I'd rather jerk off to my magazines

TIGER GIRL
Twistin' out the rhythm, / Cos' the jungle beats drummin' / Swingin' those hips like / Thunder and lightnin' / The congo beats a thumpin' / And it's gettin' excitin' / I hear her comin', I hear her comin' / Go-go tiger girl, go-go tiger girl, / Go-go tiger girl / You're so cool / Lappin' down martinis / In your tiger bikini / Surfing down the aisle / Your a wicked wahini / And the way you take'em down / To your secret safari / She's really swingin' / She's really swingin' / Go-go tiger girl, go-go tiger girl, / Go-go tiger girl / You're so cool / Hey kitty, kitty, / You're the pussy that thrills / Burnin' down the stage / In those hot cha-cha heels / And the way you take 'em down / It's the scratch that kills / She's really twistin' / She's really twistin' / Go-go tiger girl, go-go tiger girl, / Go-go tiger girl / You're so cool

UNDER MY SKIN
Get out! get out! / From underneath my skin / Get out! get out! / Nobody asked you in / Get out! get out! / From underneath my skin / Get out! get out! / Nobody asked you in / Can't you see you're annoying me / You're not the person / That you used to be / Can't you see you're confusin' me / With all the things that bother me / Can't you see you're killing me / Get out of here and get away from me!

THE CREATURE
Come on and dance / I know you can / Take off your pants / And start to slam / That ain't no monster / That's my man / I found him banging on a garbage can / He takes me down to the local moat / And we make out on his speed boat / He's freaky and he's funny / When his bones start to creak / But when it comes to lovin' honey / I gotta scream / For the creature / Yeah, yeah / The creature / The creature / Nobody likes you / Nobody likes you / Come on and move your ass / Now just shake it!

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